Here’s a little ditty I call “Leafblower.”
Leafblower, oh how I hate you
Your loud motor running
Your constant drone
It sucks the life from me.
I remember the rake
Its soft, gentle strokes
Its soothing rythmn
Peaceful work on peaceful days.
Leafblower, all I hear
Is screaming
Is screeching
My mind is going.
Leafblower, please go away
Your life is unnecessary
Your contribution is nil
We won’t miss you at all.
