Bound concubine to the Great Emperor George the Merciless of the American Empire, Queen Laura Bush takes delivery of a tree slaughtered in the name of Our Great Nation. The tree was brutally slain as it stood in its home in Pennsylvania. It was then bound up while still partially living and sent to the Imperial Palace. The final leg of the journey was made by horse drawn carriage in a barbaric ceremony with roots dating back to antiquity. The tree will be “decorated” and kept in an agonizing zombified state in the Imperial Palace’s Blue Room (so named for the color war criminals turn while being tortured there by Imperial Magistrate Cheney).
Full details in this article from the Washington Post.
