Now that Barack Obama has won the election, I’m a little confused about the timeline on when the Change should start happening. I mean, I’ve already got my Muslim name picked out, but should I go ahead and change it now or wait until the formal announcement of Jihad on Jan. 20? Of course the same question applies to when I can start forcing Republican women to have abortions and when I can start teaching sex ed. to kindergartners.
November 8th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
And when are they coming to get our guns?
I can’t wait until they update the Rapture Index on Monday…
November 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Wow. That Rapture Index is something else. I wonder if Rapture Ralphie knows about it.
And Joey, you have to start impregnating us before you can force us to have our abortions. DUH! :P
November 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Tennessee Joe! I’m reminded of a famous quote:
“What the HELL is the world comin’ to?!?”
— Sherriff Buford T. Justice
November 11th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
The guys who put together the rapture index can’t count. They show 4 nuclear nations but my count is 9:
USA, UK, France, Russia, China, India, Pakistan, North Korea and of course Israel.
November 14th, 2008 at 10:49 am
The word rapture never appears in the Bible.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Don’t forget the CHANGE coming to the rim size on the Presidential Limo, I can only HOPE to see them rollin on 26″s……Holla!!!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Lovely. Cracker’s a Storm Front bitch.
November 17th, 2008 at 3:19 am
Wow that “melo” has a filthy mouth!! I like dirty girls!