New Year's resolutions
I searched the vast archives of this website to see if I had made any public New Year’s resolutions in the past. As it turns out I haven’t, which has to be a great disappointment to you all. I’ve also discovered that most people never keep their resolutions.
So to keep you, my salivating horde of rabid Crappy Dayites satisfied, I have decided to make a New Year’s resolution this year. It will have to be simple and easy to attain so as not to fall victim to the statistics of failure. It will also have to be easily measurable so that if I do not live up to the resolution, you can all give me a collective, “Ha!”
Therefore, it is resolved that in 2009 I will give no other public New Year’s resolutions for the rest of the year! Now let’s see if I can stick to it!
That’s funny…I thought for sure you would “resolve” to turn your cell phone off and hide it before drinking! :)