Category: Fun

New Year’s resolutions

I searched the vast archives of this website to see if I had made any public New Year’s resolutions in the past. As it turns out I haven’t, which has to be a great disappointment to you all. I’ve also discovered that most people never keep their resolutions. So to keep you, my salivating horde [...]

Holiday money saving tips

As our economy collapses all around us, many people are wondering what excuses they can use to get out of buying gifts. Here are a few excuses for not giving gifts that will satisfy all but the greediest of friends and relatives. 1. Convert to Islam – As far as I know, Muslims don’t celebrate [...]

Now what?

Now that Barack Obama has won the election, I’m a little confused about the timeline on when the Change should start happening. I mean, I’ve already got my Muslim name picked out, but should I go ahead and change it now or wait until the formal announcement of Jihad on Jan. 20? Of course the [...]