Category: Rants

“Frakkin’ banks”

First let me say that this is not a return to regular posting, this is just a random rant. Banks, I’m not a big fan and becoming less of one with each passing day (er, payment). I am currently trying to pay off all of my credit cards. The first on the list is a [...]

Why not the Moon?

My friend Michelle just sent me a question that I thought would make an interesting blog post. Her question: If we went to the moon in 1969, why aren’t we going now? NASA first says money, then says it’s radiation that cannot be flown through. Did the radiation become more dangerous? can radiation grow? I [...]

Blowback

Blowback is a concept that most people today cannot understand. I linked to the Wikipedia article on the topic, but the first line sums it up. Blowback is a term used in espionage to describe the unintended consequences of covert operations. Blowback typically appears random and without cause, because the public is unaware of the [...]

Wasting time

I just read an article (link is dead – Ed.) that might prove to be the biggest waste of time since the Senate baseball hearings. Apparently Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) has decided that the Patriots spying scandal needs to be investigated. Spector says he wants to do this because he has questions about how the [...]

McDonald’s

As many of you know, I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in over a year. So when I got a craving for something besides Arby’s yesterday, I decided to go for a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Here’s the letter I wrote to McDonald’s after my visit. I have not eaten at McDonalds in over a year. [...]

Fuel Prices

I was listening to a conversation on the CB radio today about fuel prices. The price of diesel is about $3.50 give or take. I guess that’s what you get when you elect an oil tycoon to be your President. Moral of the story, think before you vote.

A poem…

Here’s a little ditty I call “Leafblower.” Leafblower, oh how I hate you Your loud motor running Your constant drone It sucks the life from me. I remember the rake Its soft, gentle strokes Its soothing rythmn Peaceful work on peaceful days. Leafblower, all I hear Is screaming Is screeching My mind is going. Leafblower, [...]

Damn registrars…

I just found out that goatse.cx has been taken down because the registrar for that domain (cx) does not like the content. The goatse.cx site is the whole reason people hate the internet and the whole reason I love it so much. It has been the bastion of smutiness and general tastelessness on the internet [...]