Travels Around the World

Recently I have had a chance to travel all over the world. My travels have taken me to many lands and here is the photographic evidence of my journeys.

Here I am at Watts Bar Nuclear Power Plant in East Tennessee. Directly behind me are the cooling towers. To my left out of frame is Watts Bar Dam and Lake and to my right out of frame is the the Tennessee River. People fish here…

This was taken on my trip to Russia. I am in Moscow standing next to the Kremlin. The woman behind me is a Russian intelligence agent asking me questions about Watts Bar. I told her everything. Note to those who want to travel to Russia, it is pretty cold. You might want to pack a wind breaker or something.

Ah, France. This is me on the French Riviera. I was there protesting the use of the French language. Anyway, I got a smelly old French dude to take a picture of me. Good thing he was drunk because if he had framed this shot correctly then we would have missed this picture of Britney Spears digging her drawers out of her crack.

Finally I am back in the good ole U.S. of A. I am hanging out with the pirates from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (or Caribbean). They are a swarthy bunch and they drank all my rum. Then one of them climbed the mast up to crow’s nest and puked. Then those school children showed up. Things went rapidly downhill from there.

Here I am at my friends’ wedding. That is me on the left and my friend Jaclynn on the right and thay guy in the back is … ummm …

I hate paradoxes almost as much as Star Trek time travel episodes.