Joey’s Crappy Day

Bound concubine to the Great Emperor George the Merciless of the American Empire, Queen Laura Bush takes delivery of a tree slaughtered in the name of Our Great Nation. The tree was brutally slain as it stood in its home in Pennsylvania. It was then bound up while still partially living and sent to the Imperial Palace. The final leg of the journey was made by horse drawn carriage in a barbaric ceremony with roots dating back to antiquity. The tree will be “decorated” and kept in an agonizing zombified state in the Imperial Palace’s Blue Room (so named for the color war criminals turn while being tortured there by Imperial Magistrate Cheney).

Full details in this article from the Washington Post.

Check out this digg post showing Ann Coulter being an idiot. “But.. but.. but.. Clinton…,” is her basic response. And here’s my response to that. IT’S BEEN 5 AND A HALF YEARS!!! That’s right boys and girls, it has been 5 and a half years since Clinton left office. Now, did Clinton have a chance to get Bin Laden? You bet. Did he take it? Nope. Should he have? Probably so. Will the neo-cons let anyone forget forget it? I doubt it. But henny-penny, they ought to be DOING something about it. Aren’t they the ones who are hell bent on killing terrorists and pretty much anyone else as long as they’re out of the womb? Bush says he doesn’t even think about Bin Laden anymore. The inability of the American people to see through this charade is mind boggling.