Now that Barack Obama has won the election, I’m a little confused about the timeline on when the Change should start happening. I mean, I’ve already got my Muslim name picked out, but should I go ahead and change it now or wait until the formal announcement of Jihad on Jan. 20? Of course the same question applies to when I can start forcing Republican women to have abortions and when I can start teaching sex ed. to kindergartners.
Posts Tagged ‘election 2008’
Okay, so let me just warn you that any posts from this date forward may be officially Not Safe For Work (NSFW). But then again, if you have time to be surfing the web at work, you probably need to be replaced, made redundant, or fired anyway.
Here’s a little ditty that I had heard about, but hadn’t seen. Apparently this asshole was asking people to pray for rain during Barack Obama’s acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention. I’m sure people actually did pray for rain, but we know now that no rain was forthcoming. I guess that means it’s okay to vote for Barack after all.
This guy took a big gamble in asking for rain and if it had rained, I’m sure it would have paid big dividends. But since it didn’t rain, I’m equally sure he’s praying for this little video to be swept under the rug.
THIS is why I support Obama:
Actually, can I vote for this kid?
