Tagged: humor

No naked frat boys here

I was checking my logs to see what brings people to my website. Here are the top 5 search terms for incoming traffic: 1. frat boys shower 2. her boyfriend was well endowed 3. well endowed frat boy 4. frat boys showering 5. guys in dorm shower This is no doubt in response to one [...]

Update of the day

I added link to my humor page. I also formatted my resume so it looks halfway decent. Making that humor page work right was a pain, so you better enjoy it… or else…

Martian Water has Some Worried

Recently it was discovered that water is flowing on the surface of Mars. While the scientific community is prancing in the streets like so many school girls on holiday in the Alps, other groups are taking a more conservative view of the news. Environmentalists were immediately up in arms after the announcement. Through careful photo [...]

Queen Laura Complicent in Tree Murder

Bound concubine to the Great Emperor George the Merciless of the American Empire, Queen Laura Bush takes delivery of a tree slaughtered in the name of Our Great Nation. The tree was brutally slain as it stood in its home in Pennsylvania. It was then bound up while still partially living and sent to the [...]