Now that Barack Obama has won the election, I’m a little confused about the timeline on when the Change should start happening. I mean, I’ve already got my Muslim name picked out, but should I go ahead and change it now or wait until the formal announcement of Jihad on Jan. 20? Of course the [...]
Recently it was discovered that water is flowing on the surface of Mars. While the scientific community is prancing in the streets like so many school girls on holiday in the Alps, other groups are taking a more conservative view of the news. Environmentalists were immediately up in arms after the announcement. Through careful photo [...]
Bound concubine to the Great Emperor George the Merciless of the American Empire, Queen Laura Bush takes delivery of a tree slaughtered in the name of Our Great Nation. The tree was brutally slain as it stood in its home in Pennsylvania. It was then bound up while still partially living and sent to the [...]